maude is a complimentary term used to describe one of great beauty
a maude tends to saunter
through their enviroment and attract the attention of many
their salivary glands to go into
overdrive; resulting in large wet patches on the males
shirts and a glazed expression.
it may take up to three weeks
( or females if they are that
way inclined ) to recover from a sighting of a maude.
common symptoms of maude sightings include heart
palpitations, entering cardiac
arrest, a dreamy expression, immediately possessing love songs, clammy palms, and writting poetry, a smile resembling one who has slept with a coathanger in their mouth, extremely fast speech and butterflies
of the stomach.
move in large social circles and have the capability
are also philosophists and tend to organise ones problems into
something more managable.
you can spot a maude a mile
off. the maude in the group
is the one who your eye is automatically drawn to due to their magic glow
and an overwhelmingly originality.
paramedic:a suspected maude sighting
doctor:another?weve had 334 cases in the past 24 hours
but they impact
masses of males at a time...hell never be the same