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28 definitions by holly matronic

 
1.
the people who post the really disgusting sex postions on urban dictionary
those assholes keep referring to pussy as being the most beautiful thing in the world
by Holly Matronic May 14, 2007
 
2.
a friend that your only friends with at school and you don't hangout outside of school
mimi's my school friend shes too busy too hang out with me
by Holly Matronic May 11, 2007
 
3.
An evil toy that used to be popular in the 90's i had about 8 of them. i used to put them in the dark so they would fall asleep and shut up. when they malfunctioned they would make a really annoying sound that wouldnt go away unless you smashed it against the floor
furbies are the devil
by Holly Matronic April 25, 2007
 
4.
another term for not the sharpest tool in the shed implying that you are a total dumbass
well i guess we are not the brightest crayon in the box
by Holly Matronic May 11, 2007
 
5.
Born july 2nd 1983 she was named after the beatles song "michelle" she is of irish ancestry and eursian as her mother was born in the netherlands. michelle started learning to sing when she was 8 years old when she was only sixteen she released an album without a label called broken bracelet, which was named after a friend of hers gave her a bracelet promising when it broke she would be famous. she released her first album which was an instant bestseller in 2001 called "The Spirit room" her 2nd and perhaps final album as a solo singer was Hotel Paper released in 2003, michelle joined up with her longtime pal jessica harp to form the band the wreckers they made their debut with the song leave the pieces on the one tree hill soundtrack. Michelle is now happily married to her bass player Teddy Landau who is 19 years older than her, she has a one and half year old little girl named owen isabelle.
Michelle Branch made the really popular song "Everywhere"
by Holly Matronic May 29, 2007
 
6.
Genre: Rock, Indie rock, Pop
Albums: Exile In Guyville, Whipsmart, Whitechocolatespaceegg, Liz Phair, Somebody's miracle(in that order)
Girlsound Demos recorded in 1991 before any of her albums.
Phair was born in Connecticut, but was raised in Winnetka, Illinois. Phair is adopted, as is her older brother Philip. She graduated from New Trier High School in 1985. She attended Oberlin College in Oberlin, Ohio, and majored in art history.In 1995, Phair married Jim Staskauskas, a film editor who had worked on her videos; they had one child, James Nicholas Staskauskas, on December 21, 1996. The couple have since divorced.
More recently, Phair has been linked with her guitar player, Dino Meneghin.1
liz phair is awesome
by Holly Matronic April 19, 2007
 
7.
when you are so madly in love with a superstar that you even make them a fake myspace and put yourself as their top friend and have "them" post personal comments on your page
people are so starstruck over adam brody they have about a hundred myspaces pretending to be him
by Holly Matronic May 14, 2007