A kitchen worker that possesses no useful skills and is considered absolute rock bottom in the culinary field. This person is not deserving of the term shoemaker. A cobbler is characterized by frequent burning of foods, tasteless end products, unsightly plated entrees, poor sanitation practices, and a general sense of worthlessness.
Chef 1: "Did you taste that garbage Philly put out for the reception?"
Chef 2: "Yes, unfortunately. Apparently, the best he could muster."
Chef 3: "Poor bastard thinks he's a Chef; just a cobbler after all."
The intense, carefree feeling of well being as that of a hobo.
Lamont drank his last bottle of wine and laid down in the bus shelter. He didn't seem to care that the shelter reeked of urine or that a cockroach had been crawling on the ham sandwich he had for dinner. Instead, he closed his eyes and reveled in his hobophoria. He felt like he was floating on clouds of Wonder Bread.
The practice of giving casual fellatio to a co-worker in the linen closet at work while on the time clock.
Brandy claimed she was downstairs doing inventory but the glistening beads of perspiration on her forehead and the little white pearl in the corner of her mouth told the truth: She was with one the cooks doing Salisbury Laundry.