2 definitions by hmvic

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The book of rules and rights of a prostitute.
When asked if she could give a "handy", Cindy checked her Prostitution Constitution.
by hmvic April 19, 2011

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The first sheet of toilet paper used, while using the restroom, to decide if you will need more.
When Jeremy couldn't decide whether his poop was dry or wet, he used a toilet test sheet, and found that he needed more, due to excessive diarrhea.
by hmvic November 21, 2011

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