1-When you think you're preparing for a giant poop, and it's tiny
2-When you think you are about to poop, and you don't.
Person 1- Where were you?
Person 2- Taking a dump.
Person 1- Was it big?
Person 2- No, it was complete and utter disapoopment.
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