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2 definitions by highnrising

 
1.
Phrase popularized by O.J. Simpson, indicating that an item is so hideous in appearance that it would be too repulsed to use it even while committing a double-murder.
O.J. Simpson, at a deposition, when confronted with a pair of Bruno Magli shoes that matched his shoe-size and whose distinctive footprints were found at a murder scene:

"I wouldn't wear that ugly ass shoe."
by highnrising December 24, 2009
 
2.
Adjective that says that an article of clothing is so hideous that one would not even wear it while committing a double-murder.
O.J. Simpson, when confronted at a deposition with a pair of Bruno Magli shoes whose distinctive footprints were found at a murder scene:

"I wouldn't wear that ugly-ass shoe."
by highnrising November 26, 2009