A small, boring, dull town on Long Island where everyone thinks they're black and/or criticizes you based on whether you play a specific sport or not. If you don't play sports then you are going to get made fun of by pretty much every other person. Full of countless fake people. The only thing to do for "fun" is to go on "Main Street," and if you say you do something but others have never seen you do it on "Main Street," you are automatically labeled as a poser
. Everyone talks behind everyone's back, Islip is a town where you can trust no one. Only a few people will have the guts to go up to you and say something to your face, on a rare occasion, because most arguments can be found on FB from kids in this town who are illiterate fucks who can't simply tell the difference between "your" and "you're."
I don't like Islip.