1 definition by hellolovelypeople

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A guy who uses many people to do his dirty work for him, then retreats into the background, pretending to be the good guy when the reality is, he is the evil mastermind behind EVERYTHING. His schemes are wicked evil, but he doesnt give a fuck as long as he gets what he wants. He is thus very selfish and egocentric. Secretly hates women, compares them to dogs, sees them as his "property". Also an animal abuser. Probably will also be a child abuser. Has no game, tries to get at this particular girl relentlessly via covert/clandestine/wicked methods because he doesnt have the balls to ask her out! This is because he is very insecure and doesnt think that the girl will ever say yes if he doesnt FORCE her to be in a relationship with him. He even spies / stalks on her and even makes up lies about her personal life to better control her when the reality is, theyve never even gone out on a date! They were in the same class for one semester, like are you for real, crazy stalker. Youre the crazy one, not her. She just wants to live in peace. Stop making her life a living hell when she so obviously Hates your guts.
Anthony: I love megan so much she is soooo amazing
Random person: Do you even know her? Oh wait you do, because you read her online diary and are pretending to be her boyfriend so that no other guy can get at her!
by hellolovelypeople August 18, 2013

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