a style of guitar that involves no guitar. i believe that i have perfected it for now i can do many insane stage moves and tricks. if you give me a guitar, however, i can't do anything except play it. Maybe all my guitar skills are in my mind...or maybe i can really do them!
dude 1:i just learned the windmill on air guitar!
dude 2:ok, we're just gonna send you to a nice place with white padded walls!
dude 1:awesome! then i can practice the flying windmill and not get hurt!