1 definition by heinouswench

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A friend you make online who is significantly older than you. Generally an older male trying to get it off with a teenage girl.
Sally: Hey Miss I was talking to my paedofriend last night on MSN and he wants sex with me!
Miss: That is disgusting Sally. He is too old and didn't you say he was married?
by heinouswench March 12, 2008

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