12 definitions by heather the great

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-A cranky ugly bitch
What the fuck is that crabapple's problem? I only borrowed her boyfriend for a little while.
by Heather The Great April 02, 2005

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1. reffering to a body part that is totally messed up and looks as if someone took a meat tenderizer to it
2. super built, having lots of muscles
1. Dude, Tristan got in a fight last night! His hand is so beefed!
2. Dude, Tristan's muscles are fucking boss. He's really beefed.
by Heather The Great April 01, 2005

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-meaning a diseased vagina that no one in there right mind would ever consider touching with a fifty foot pole because it oozes with pus and smells of expired tuna fish.
Snagglepuss has a curtled cooter. I bet it's oozing all over the seat.
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-a female that plays bass
Drummer- Dude, i need a bassist for my new band.
Guitarist- Man, i know this totally hot clef girl that wails. You should check her out.
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-meaning a chick who acts like a dude

-basically a man that is occasionally on the rag
Guy #1-Dude, she's pretty hot.
Guy #2-Fuck you tool. That Ragman is my best friend. She's off limits.
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-a dumbassed person who acts like a sped
That crabapple just ran into a wall. what a fucking tard-o!
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-meaning a completely defunct, nasty, yeast-infection-having, ghonasyphiherpilaids having, pusing, stinking, sweaty, hairy girl who smells of cat piss and B.O. and has no friends.
God damn, Snagglepuss smells of tuna and rotten armpit. I bet her curtled cooter is oozing all over the place.
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