A Hobbit-esqe guy who just happens to be a douche, or likes other dudes.
If you're gonna be a jerk, why don't you just go back to the Shire Bilbo Teabaggins!
To ask if someone wants to do something. To find out if someone is willing to help with a task. Matrix slang.
"So, about the plan, are you red or blue on this?"
When a mean person enters the room. Usually used for bitter old ladies, mother-in-laws, or the bitchy girlfriend.
"Damn, is that Dave's mother-in-law pulling up? CODE DIABLO!"
Where people go to gain sensitivity training for gay bashing
That Grey's Anatomy guy had to go to Gayhab for outing that other guy.
Something that tracks the mileage of a ho like an odometer tracks the mileage of a car. It's believed that a ho-dometer can roll over and a ho can revert back to wholesome.
One day Tila Tequila's ho-dometer's gonna roll over and she'll be doing Disney specials.
Using a Nintendo Wii nunchuck to cause bodily harm
ie: Sam was swingin' that Wii controller so fast, he let go and hit me in the face. I got ninchuck'd
A rent-a-cop, mall security, security guard, because they're not real "pork"
"Can you believe that mall spam throwing me out? It's not like he's a real cop!"