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10 definitions by headexpl0dy

 
1.
A Hobbit-esqe guy who just happens to be a douche, or likes other dudes.
If you're gonna be a jerk, why don't you just go back to the Shire Bilbo Teabaggins!
by headexpl0dy October 11, 2009
 
2.
To ask if someone wants to do something. To find out if someone is willing to help with a task. Matrix slang.
"So, about the plan, are you red or blue on this?"
by Headexpl0dy October 02, 2007
 
3.
When a mean person enters the room. Usually used for bitter old ladies, mother-in-laws, or the bitchy girlfriend.
"Damn, is that Dave's mother-in-law pulling up? CODE DIABLO!"
by Headexpl0dy October 01, 2007
 
4.
Where people go to gain sensitivity training for gay bashing
That Grey's Anatomy guy had to go to Gayhab for outing that other guy.
by headexpl0dy April 30, 2007
 
5.
Something that tracks the mileage of a ho like an odometer tracks the mileage of a car. It's believed that a ho-dometer can roll over and a ho can revert back to wholesome.
One day Tila Tequila's ho-dometer's gonna roll over and she'll be doing Disney specials.
by headexpl0dy August 05, 2008
 
6.
Using a Nintendo Wii nunchuck to cause bodily harm
ie: Sam was swingin' that Wii controller so fast, he let go and hit me in the face. I got ninchuck'd
by Headexpl0dy October 02, 2007
 
7.
A rent-a-cop, mall security, security guard, because they're not real "pork"
"Can you believe that mall spam throwing me out? It's not like he's a real cop!"
by Headexpl0dy October 16, 2007