1 definition by hawg handler

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a person, usually male, who just has to fuck the biggest, fattest, ugliest bitches he can possibly get his hands on. no questions asked. always demanding the grossest pig in the bar, saloon, lounge, or club..
did you see that fat fukn huge, ugly cunt Lane was with last nite, that guy only handles premium aaa hawgs.

Ya, he is a total hawg handler!
by hawg handler June 14, 2011

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