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2 definitions by hasagik1

 
1.
One of the most ass-backwards towns in Eastern Ohio. This former oil boom town doesn't have much going for it, other than having 2 stoplight (which is the largest number of stoplights in one town in the county), both of which are completely unnecessary.

The majority of business is done in Bob's "Pub", the only bar in town. Karokee takes place every Wed. night, which is very serious business. 5 people have currently been hospitalized as a result of being "shitbags" during the evening ritual.

The village of Scio is devided into two main groups of people, Scio dirties and everyone else. Dirties can be indentified by having at least two broken cars on their front yard or grass over 18 inches long, using spray paint on mostly any surface at the scio park or covered bridge, looking at other people from the bridge or park with an evil look, and walking in the street just enough to be a douchebag. The dirty faction has repeatedly attempted to intrude upon the neighborhoods of regular Scioans, but have been withstood in several areas. Nothwestern Scio, Hilltop Drive, and Cemetary Hill remain bastions of clean Scioans.
This place is about as shitty as Scio.

Boy 1 "Those idiots are swimming in the creek."
Boy 2 "...that creek is full of rust and shit."
Boy 1 -shakes head- "Fucking Dirties."
by hasagik1 December 21, 2010
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2.
A Scio Dirty is a person who meets all of the following criteria:

-Lives in or within a 2 minute drive of Scio, OH
-Has one of the following: At least two broken down cars in their front yard/ has grass so long it looks like the plains of Africa/ has a house that looks like it would be perfect in a horror film
-has the appearance and odor of someone who has yet to discover soap
-finds backyard boxing to be one of the best "sports" ever
-frequents the Scio bridge and/or Scio park
-are generally despised by nature, normal people, and God.

Scio dirties tend to congregate together at first in nests. Once a nest has been established, the area becomes toxic, driving all other residents away or corrupting them into dirties. Many parts of Eastern and South Western Scio are over-run with dirties.

Dirties are classfied into 4 tiers
tier 1- little fag that amuses you with how he thinks he is emo
tier 2- over-inflated sense of worth and strength, walks in middle of road
tier 3-random acts of stupidity, will try and fight you if given a chance
tier 4-will kill you if you enter his territory

Dirties are not harmed by conventional weaponry such as bats or sharp instruments, as they are too stupid to register the pain. Soap has been found to create an effective barrier to warding off dirties. Being caught in the rain burns their skin, as it is as close to a shower they will ever get. Intellectual conversation will stun most low level dirties, but will enrage a tier 4 dirty.
Oh well, at least i'm not a Scio dirty.
by hasagik1 December 21, 2010
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