28 definitions by harvesterofsorrow

What fucktards call spaghetti.
Fucktard: "Mommy, can I have some more busketti?"

Mommy: "STFU fucktard."
by HarvesterOfSorrow October 08, 2008
Something you can believe in.
Women and elderly should NOT be allowed to drive, yet they still do. It's inbelievable.
by HarvesterOfSorrow April 26, 2007
Hillary Clinton... a chick... president of the U.S.? Hillary + U.S. = hilarious.
"It'll be hillaryus if Hillary's the president."
by HarvesterOfSorrow January 30, 2008
Nintendo is the label used by the parents of old school gamers in reference to absolutely any device that they consider to be a 'videogame'.

There is no known cure.
Mom: "When are you gonna turn off that damned Nintendo and start taking care of your responsibilities?"

You: "It's not a Nintendo, how many times do I have to-"

Mom: "Whatever. You sit around playing games all day long when you SHOULD be out looking for a job! I can't get you to stop playing Nintendo long enough to do a damned thing around here! You only come out when you're hungry and then you vanish back to your bedroom! You're 32 years old. When are you gonna start acting like-..."

You: "...huh? MOOOOOOOMMM! You're distracting the hell outta me, damnit!"

Mom: "I PAY for that online GameBox Live thing so you can sit around playing your Nintendos all day! What is this, a joke?"

You: "....OOOOOH! TEABAG!"

Mom: "WHAT?!"

You: "Nuthin... talkin' to them..."

Mom: "Anyway, go tell your wife that dinner's ready. And clean up your damn room. I'm fed up to HERE with it."
by HarvesterOfSorrow August 16, 2006
American for 'flycatcher'.

See Ethiopian.
Them flies could be fuckin on the tips of their noses... them Ethuropians don't give a shit. They won't swat 'em.
by HarvesterOfSorrow January 15, 2009
What everyone says but doesn't notice.

Close cousin to smorning.

Always follows "this".
I woke up with a huge boner this sevening.
by HarvesterOfSorrow October 08, 2008
Nintendo is the label used by the parents of old school gamers in reference to absolutely any device that they consider to be a 'videogame'.

There is no known cure.
Mom: "When are you gonna turn off that damned Nintendo and start taking care of your responsibilities?"

You: "It's not a Nintendo, how many times do I have to-"

Mom: "Whatever. You sit around playing games all day long when you SHOULD be out looking for a job! I can't get you to stop playing Nintendo long enough to do a damned thing around here! You only come out when you're hungry and then you vanish back to your bedroom! You're 32 years old. When are you gonna start acting like-..."

You: "...huh? MOOOOOOOMMM! You're distracting the hell outta me, damnit!"

Mom: "I PAY for that online GameBox Live thing so you can sit around playing your Nintendos all day! What is this, a joke?"

You: "....OOOOOH! TEABAG!"

Mom: "WHAT?!"

You: "Nuthin... talkin' to them..."

Mom: "Anyway, go tell your wife that dinner's ready. And clean up your damn room. I'm fed up to HERE with it."
by HarvesterOfSorrow August 16, 2006

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