*loses page in Harry Potter book
while attempting to put it away to go to sleep*
"Shoot. What a GKFLV."
die in a Harry Potter movie*
*screams and starts sobbing uncontrollably*
*neighbors call the cops
Cop: Is there a problem here, sir?
Guy: Aw, man! Right before bed, too.
Cop: Sounds like a GKFLV to me.