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317 definitions by harry flashman

Skewed or sideways to, out of alignment.
Bubba, you got that manifold gasket in there all cattywumpus.
by harry flashman July 04, 2003
Scrotum and testicles.
Cods seldom survive an encounter with an alligator snapping turtle while swimming naked.
by harry flashman July 16, 2003
The phrase you teach your 4 year old grandson to say when he needs to tell his mother he must have a bowel movement. The grandson is given to understand that the phrase must be spoken loudly in public places.
Mama...I gotta TAKE A DUMP!
by harry flashman July 13, 2003
To dawdle or waste time.
Don't futz around. Get back to work.
by Harry Flashman July 02, 2003
Mild blasphemy meaning "for Christs sake"
Oh criminy, I haven't taken my depro-provara for two weeks.
by harry flashman July 11, 2003
Pioneer punk band with "The KKK took my baby away" and "I wanna be sedated" their best work.
I always put on the ramones CD when the Jehovah's Witnesses come knocking on my door.
by harry flashman July 12, 2003
A turd.(Esp. an elongated turd with a tapered end)
Excuse me please, I have to go pinch a loaf.
by harry flashman July 14, 2003