316 definitions by harry flashman

buttlint

n. Something unwanted and of no value to the person receiving it.

That cherried out '85 Yugo my Dad gave me was buttlint....it didn't have a moon roof.

by harry flashman June 28, 2003

munio, ergo sum

The credo of the asphalt worker: I pave, therefore I am.

I put "munio, ergo sum" on my resume and the road building company hired me.

by harry flashman August 1, 2003

holy fucking shit

An exclamation of surprise, exasperation, indignation and wonder.

Holy fucking shit, Hillary said she's running in 2004.

by harry flashman July 8, 2003

holyfuckingshit

An expletive indicating mild surprise.

Holyfuckingshit...third time I caught my scrotum in the zipper this week.

by harry flashman July 3, 2003

fuck me now

A cry of despair.

Bubba pondered the meaning of life, alimony, child support, double-wide re-poed, Firebird transmission leaking a quart a day, paternity suit by the sheriff's wife, infected tattoo from last night courtesy of Mastercard, dry heaves and a monster hangover..."Fuck me now!" he whimpered.

by harry flashman August 6, 2003

Cordapio

A Filipino given name equivalent to Melvin, Bubba, Antwan, Chauncey or Delbert.

Cordapio DePeniscola, cursed since birth with a name held in high public ridicule in his native province of Ilocos Norte, after much consideration decided on Ambrosio for his American Immigration Visa application.

by harry flashman July 24, 2003

fiddlefart

To lollygag or drag one's feet; procrastination in decision making.

Leon continued to fiddlefart with the remote, incapable of deciding between NASCAR on channel 106 or the MossyOak Infomercial on channel 329.

by harry flashman August 11, 2003