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317 definitions by harry flashman

Small insects that can infest ornamental plant leaves, and their excretions can blacken the leaves and interfere with photosynthesis and degrade the health of the plant.
Those friggin' aphids were sucking the vital essence from my Hollicae Burfordii so I Malathioned the bejesus out of the little buggers.
by harry flashman July 14, 2003
A law degree coupled with a passing score on the state bar exam.
Congratulations Mr. Ferndock...5th time was a charm, you passed the bar exam...you got a license to steal.
by harry flashman July 09, 2003
A catchall insult in the 1950's and early 60's that could come attached with a beating or dossier; usually said to or about out-of-staters, folks in need of a haircut, or people who were different.
Lookie there, Leon, a New York plate, must be a commiepinkofag.
by harry flashman August 04, 2003
A command to an attack dog to kill by a stutterer.
"Kkkill, Sp-Sp-Spot," said Jethro.
by harry flashman August 03, 2003
The credo of the asphalt worker: I pave, therefore I am.
I put "munio, ergo sum" on my resume and the road building company hired me.
by harry flashman July 31, 2003
The unofficial language of the U.S. Navy, spoken for the sake of brevity and clarity.
While our sister service, the United States Marine Corps, is able to grasp the rudiments of Profanese and speak it in a pidgen fashion, the Air Force fails to master even the most basic vocabulary, grammar and syntax rendering meaningful communications difficult.(Translated into Profanese thus: Fucking Grunts shit circles around douchebag zoomie mofos in talking shit.)
by harry flashman July 16, 2003
A sober reality that realizes that even though life sometimes sucks you keep moving forward.
Get used to the real world...if you don't like your $5.50/hr job go develop a skill that pays more.
by harry flashman July 14, 2003