14 definitions by harry day
like a blow job, only the performer is drunk and/or stupid and gives head to the gear shift in a car or truck.
Chet - Man, Betty was so plastered last night she leaned over and slobbed on my truck's gear shift all the way home!
Roy - What a blond job! Did you horse collar her?
Chet - Naw, I just let her think it was me, I got with Debbie out at the barn.
Roy - What a blond job! Did you horse collar her?
Chet - Naw, I just let her think it was me, I got with Debbie out at the barn.
by harry day October 26, 2009
the most absolute worst luck ever... EVER!!!
taken from the 1846 cross country trek to california by not only the Donners, but several other families, only most of the Donner's died, snowed in the sierra mountains, after mising making the mountain pass BY ONE DAY after months of traveling.
there were several families and even tho about half of the 80 + party died, the Donner's suffered the most... oh, and there were episodes of cannibalism.
taken from the 1846 cross country trek to california by not only the Donners, but several other families, only most of the Donner's died, snowed in the sierra mountains, after mising making the mountain pass BY ONE DAY after months of traveling.
there were several families and even tho about half of the 80 + party died, the Donner's suffered the most... oh, and there were episodes of cannibalism.
Jake and Joe watch their friend Gerby fall off his bike and then roll down a steep hill into cactus.
Jake - Damn, Gerby could have at least stayed on the trail when he wrecked.
Joe - Yeah, but he has Donner luck, if he's gonna fall, he's gonna fall on the only broken glass or thorn bush within 50 miles.
Jake - Damn, Gerby could have at least stayed on the trail when he wrecked.
Joe - Yeah, but he has Donner luck, if he's gonna fall, he's gonna fall on the only broken glass or thorn bush within 50 miles.
by harry day February 2, 2010
when a person makes a bold judgement about someone or something but really doesn't know 99% of what the subject really is.
antonym - shallow
antonym - shallow
Rex - Hey, look, that guy fell on stage what a dumbass, how did he get that gig?"
Mark - That's Audey Murhpy, he's a war hero and the stage is wet. . . dont be judgelite!
Mark - That's Audey Murhpy, he's a war hero and the stage is wet. . . dont be judgelite!
by harry day May 1, 2010
Get the FObama mug.
any person who is aware of poverty and yet romanticizes living in poverty on purpose. . . doing the minimal doings to collect government entitlements and welfare and underestimate his/her danger living with like people
erin - did you hear john lives downtown now?
pete - no way! why didnt he stay in construction?
erin - he's a self martyr.
pete - he's one of them tax-me minimalist. he's joined thier cause that sucks the tit of the nanny state.
pete - no way! why didnt he stay in construction?
erin - he's a self martyr.
pete - he's one of them tax-me minimalist. he's joined thier cause that sucks the tit of the nanny state.
by harry day March 17, 2010
by harry day July 6, 2010
a rare, yet massive pile of poo that fills the toilet until there is an island of poo exposed to the air in the bowl.
also an entertainment area of memphis tn.
also an entertainment area of memphis tn.
Jimmy - i just left mud island in the bathroom
Cindy - What?
Jimmy - Go look.
Cindy - Oh My God! that is a pile of shit in there, you are sick!
Jimmy - Not any more.
Cindy - What?
Jimmy - Go look.
Cindy - Oh My God! that is a pile of shit in there, you are sick!
Jimmy - Not any more.
by harry day June 10, 2010