the man who saved Harlequins from the clutches of evil. He is the fearless leader of the greatest elective class ever made, Dance Class. He is also a director, or a mythical creature known to occasionally visit the tech lab. He is a pimp ninja and basically the equivalent to Chuck Norris, except in mortal form. He doesn't go slumming with the commonfolk and is the only man alive who can beat up Jack Bauer. His blood smells like cologne. He can go to a McDonalds, order a whopper and get it. He is the wind beneath my wings.
good job successfully putting on that production, you're such a kevin b