due to coming
. A valid
explanation for being late
for an appointment as a result of having had a sexual encounter, if;
-the individuals being addressed
respect the nature
of the sexual act
-no relatives were entangled
(-Miley Cirus was attempted deported to North Korea, at least in someone's mind)
Man#1: Why are you 6 hours and 9 minutes late? We were going to the State
Prison to throw
over the wall!
Man#2: My most thorough apologies, I experienced
a moderate case
of fucktardation. She had the looks of Megan Fox.
You? Still going dry?
Man#1: FML. You are free of blame.
M#1: Ah, there you are, fucktard.
M#2: Yeah, your
sister was too butterfaced to be quicky with.