1 definition by hardcorewanksta

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A gangsta who commits felonies but gets caught to many times and ends up having to find a new profession after realizing how much he sucked at the thug life.
Fake: Hey kid, the thug life is not the way to go you will end up dead or in jail.

Real: Fuck you nigga just because you got caught for everything you did don't mean I'm I will.

Fake: I got caught and convicted check my record bro, I'm the hardest mutha fucka you'll ever meet.

Real: Only a fake gangsta like you would get caught since You brag about all the crimes you commit on urban dictionary.

Fake: CHECK MY RECORD!! IT PROVES HOW BAD I AM!

Real: You should be on The Worlds Dumbest Criminals.

Fake: What's The Worlds Dumbest Criminals?

Real: You're the worlds dumbest criminal. You got caught stealing a toof brush and violated your parole remember?

Fake: Going to prison makes you a real gangsta.

Real: I bet you cried like a little bitch when you were there STFU.
by hardcorewanksta January 09, 2010

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