A gangsta who commits felonies but gets caught to many times and ends up having to find a new profession after realizing how much he sucked at the thug life.
Fake: Hey kid, the thug life is not the way to go you will end up dead or in jail.
Real: Fuck you nigga just because you got caught for everything you did don't mean I'm I will.
Fake: I got caught and convicted check my record bro, I'm the hardest mutha fucka you'll ever meet.
Real: Only a fake gangsta like you would get caught since You brag about all the crimes you commit on urban dictionary.
Fake: CHECK MY RECORD!! IT PROVES HOW BAD I AM!
Real: You should be on The Worlds Dumbest Criminals.
Fake: What's The Worlds Dumbest Criminals?
Real: You're the worlds dumbest criminal. You got caught stealing a toof brush and violated your parole remember?
Fake: Going to prison makes you a real gangsta.
Real: I bet you cried like a little bitch when you were there STFU.