12 definitions by hanz von steiner

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A woman's mouth (if she's a talkative whore)
Tell that bitch to shut her cumcatcher!
by Hanz Von Steiner March 15, 2005

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or to eat one's babies, vb.
To do well, to triumph over someone
to humiliate someone
How'd the debate go?
Oh, man! I ate their babies! They looked so sad.
by Hanz Von Steiner March 09, 2005

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1. an exclamation of surprise or dissapointment similar to "buttfuck" when "buttfuck" or "buttfucker" used as an interjection
2. a dumbfuck
Fucksteak! I lost my cell phone!
or
Wipe that shit off your upper lip, you goddamn ass-licking fucksteak!
by Hanz Von Steiner March 08, 2005

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a compound word describing Italians who are especially stupid and wiggerish
That kid John is such a woptard! He's got a bumper sticker that says "Italian Stallion"
by Hanz Von Steiner March 07, 2005

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a scent composed of the nastiest smells imaginable, the lingering odor from some disgusting thing
Fuck man! That gaberence smells like shit and cheetos rotting in a dead raccoon!
by Hanz Von Steiner March 07, 2005

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a cocksucker, a useless or shitty person
Donny, just change your name to cockvac so people won't be surprised when they first meet you.
by Hanz Von Steiner March 09, 2005

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literally a brick, a blunt object used to give someone brain damage
also "tard maker"
or "tard stick" when describing a bat or pipe
I keep a tard machine under my seat just in case i catch a little road rage.
by Hanz Von Steiner March 19, 2005

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