rare parasite that
is hard to find
until it is latched onto your
arm and WON'T COME OFF. The only way to get rid of Flynn
is to ignore it, and it might go away, but it might also stay and try harder
to get your
attention. Sometimes it is possible to tame a Flynn
into doing whatever you damn
well please, but that
is also very
Ways to spot a Flynn
You'll often find
him following you at a distance. If you make eye contact, it will take this as an invitation to come up and start yapping your
is also a creature that
will copy its host, so if you start wearing certain
clothing, say very
leg warmers, you will probably find
covered with bright pink
spots. Also, if you say something that
gets any kind
acknowledgement then The Flynn
will continuously repeat
guy: I wonder what it would be like if I were asian? Herow!
People: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Flynn: HAHA HEROW!
five hundred weeks better
Flynn: HAHA HEROW! HEROW! HEROW! HEROW! HEROW!
guy: Oh my god, SHUT UP!