26 definitions by handle187
1.) Designed to be an indestructable communications medium, in the event of a worldwide catastrophe. The only real worldwide catastrophe to happen so far is the Internet itself.
2.) Part of the "information superhighway" intiative. Let's see what happens in another 50 years.
2.) Part of the "information superhighway" intiative. Let's see what happens in another 50 years.
by handle187 November 12, 2003
A general interjection which, although usually expressing grief, can be used with much versatility.
Etymology: A substitution for "Jesus Christ!!!" Evidently used mostly by uptight people with a strict upbringing.
Etymology: A substitution for "Jesus Christ!!!" Evidently used mostly by uptight people with a strict upbringing.
Expressing grief: "Jeez, all I did was get the order of the numbers mixed up."
Expressing exaltation: "Jeez, I didn't know the installation would be that easy !"
Expressing exaltation: "Jeez, I didn't know the installation would be that easy !"
by handle187 October 31, 2003
Our future !
Make as many as possible, for the survival of the species, and to germinate our superior genetics !
They are a pain in the ass when they're newborn, but at around 3 years old, they become so cute they'll make you want to have another !!!!
Make as many as possible, for the survival of the species, and to germinate our superior genetics !
They are a pain in the ass when they're newborn, but at around 3 years old, they become so cute they'll make you want to have another !!!!
"You're so crazy, I'm about to have your baby."
by handle187 November 7, 2003
The 6th month of the year, following May and followed by July.
June covers the zodiac signs Gemini and Cancer, and falls under the Chinese sign of the Snake.
June covers the zodiac signs Gemini and Cancer, and falls under the Chinese sign of the Snake.
by handle187 November 7, 2003
The amount of screaming one generates, in proportion to the amount of real content they are communicating.
People who grow up in empty households (often with a lot of older people) feel as though noise and signal are in direct proportion, which causes them to pump more noise in the hopes of generating more signal.
See also: catharsis
People who grow up in empty households (often with a lot of older people) feel as though noise and signal are in direct proportion, which causes them to pump more noise in the hopes of generating more signal.
See also: catharsis
by handle187 October 31, 2003
by handle187 November 7, 2003
A two-way pager that weights 6 pounds and costs $500 or more. You can talk to more people at a time using instant messenger than you can with a two-way. You can also type, access the Internet, and play video games in a more humane manner.
For those who would rather have radiation splashing onto their face rather than zapping their genitalia, instant messenger is the way to go.
For those who would rather have radiation splashing onto their face rather than zapping their genitalia, instant messenger is the way to go.
I use instant messenger when I'm at my day job, but I can only use a two-way at my, uh..., night job.
by handle187 November 7, 2003