Pronounced 'swimbo': 'she who must be obeyed'. Your wife, dumbnuts! She's the kind that makes you go to SOFEs 'significant-other forced events'!
A gentler form of SWMBO is a GLW: 'good lady wife', rare as a two-talied lizard!
Girl Next Door: sexy!... yet plain, charming, attractive and smart!
GND is evrey man's boyifesto (boyhood manifesto)!
Guitar/Baruch Ben Itzach
Rhthym+Vocs./Eli Lulai* (*no longer plays with the band).
: Tel Aviv, Israel.
The most adventurous alterna-band to come from Israel; RockFour started with teeth: their early albums attest a sound that has a dip at the noncommercial side of the r'n'r pool. With soaring Ric
semi-acoustic guitars, melisma-intesive bass-drum synchronization that draws from the Paisley Underground sound of mid-60s' bands like The Strawberry Alarm Clock, The Chocolate Watch Band, Moby Grape & Hebrew proggers like The Churchill's, Arik Einstein & Shalom Chanouch to name but a few...RockFour has a radar for authenticity and originality at the same time.
Their music poured balm over the waters of the post-rock scene in Israel that witnessed such great same-taste bands like Jango; being in the tank with them to create music that doesn't speak much as shout from rooftops! The testosterone that was lacking for nearly two decades was brought back to rock music in the mid-90s, injected into the scrotum by the eponymous Hebrew-only album Ha'Iesh Ma'Ra'ait Ha'Kol (The Man Who Saw Everything): 14 tracks of sheer power, throbbing bassline, intelligent lyrics dispersed evenly over near-apocalyptic grooves. You can listen to this albu...
The first is situated between the already-known G-spot
and the crevix, on the frontal wall of the vagina the same as the G. The other one has been discovered by sex-geologists (as it befits to call them!), lying 2cms deep into the love tunnel
! These 'spots' can be errotogenous if massaged gently by the the tip of the glans
, hitting the vagina in repetitive thrusts that point upwards to the belly button.
In the late-90s, a collective area was designated as one whole 'spot' that can produce the squirt
effect (seen in hot-squirter fuck-flicks...), by the stimulation of the 'cligeva' (the CLItoris/ G-spot/ Vaginal canal & the urEtha).
The Hindus knew, since the beginning of time that the vagina had many treasures hidden inside it other than the A-spot/ U-spots: Tanzen is a 'spot' that the Kama Sutra
talked about, namely the second 'hara' chakra located 3"inches just below the navel and can be errogenous too, if massaged during sex or, gently pressed by the palm of the hand during thrusting.
An annoying affix that spurned from that ever-annoyingest curseword Metrosexual
and has given us many annoying words in the process!
Dig some (no laughs back there!):
fucks anything that has a hole in it... be it male, female, bisexuals, trisexuals! Generally can make sex to a knot or go fuck-happy humping mud!
to a lesser extent but switches gender-preferences from time to time.
hetero, homo and tanny.
dates homos, but is a also a metro.
girl that show their 'pashing
' in public!
*gulp!* a blood-slurping vamp!
daring male who is well-groomed and loves tech stuff like PDAs, sexy mobile phones, but is neither gay nor straight in his physical appearnce.
bonds over gadgets, cool stuff the other sex buys or is interested in!
bonds on computer-related stuff and has attraction for same techperv-minded people. (A.k.a. Aaron Peckham, the creator of UD!, but don't tell him hammer said that, word!).
Netaholic who 'lurks' as gay, or cybercheats on his/her other best half by making e-sex
'onlone'! Also called leterosexual/ letrosxual.
twentysomething woman who shun marriage until financially secure. (See: Bag-Lady Syndrome
waits for the Mr./Mrs./Mx. Perfect! Also called a Quirkalone/ quirkyalone
Aslo 'Conflict gemstones': the illegal diamond trade in Africa by rebel fighters who purchase their weapons by selling these 'blood diamonds' to kill their own people.
New, 'conflict-free' diamond bourses are established now to make sure no diamonds are going to be sold for guns, thanks to something called the 'Kimberley Process' (named after the 2000 meeting of major diamond-producing countries in Kimberley, South Africa), that issue KPCS (Kimberley Process Certification Scheme) certificates and offer other 'ethical alternatives' for those who lost their jobs as a result.
Blood diamonds are common in countries like Angola, Ivory Coast, Sierra Leone, the Democratic Republic of Congo and Liberia. Other conflict gemstones are emeralds alternatively known as 'blood emeralds' in Colombia.
21-35 college students who graduate and find themselves drowning in student-loan backpayments!
If you want to join the Generation Broke, you must own at least two maxed-out CCs (credit-cards) and be an up-to-your-neck in debt zilchoid