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1 definition by hallgrd

 
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A massive turd is used to describe someone who is a downer. Someone who is a killjoy. When you want to go out for fun and a friend says they don't feel like it, that friend can be called a massive turd because he or she is being a downer.
Hey stephanie don't be such a massive turd, lets go skiing.
by hallgrd February 09, 2008