1) A man who won't admit to himself, or anyone that he "plays for the other side".
2) Hasn't come out of the closet just yet.
3) In the closet 4) A way to tell someone you know they're gay, without them catching on, or without insulting them.
Guy 1- Dang, he is pale.
Guy 2- What did you expect? There isn't any light in the closet.
Straight guy-Hey man, you're looking pretty pale.
Gay guy- Yeah, I haven't been outside doing stuff in a while. Has know, allergies.
Straight guy- Sure. Let's go with that.