1. A stereotypical sorority girl who frequently speaks in abbreviations such as "OMG," "LOL," "FBO," "totes," "presh," "biffel," "bestie," "abbrevs," etc.
2. Any girl (who may or may not be a member of a sorority) who considers herself "totes obsessed" with any or all of the following:
-the color pink
-any major brand name
-her betches! lawlz!!!11
3. The universal community of females who fit either of the aforementioned descriptions.
“Girl: What are the different sororities on campus like?
Guy: I dunno, they’re pretty much all Omega Mu Gammas.”
"Girl 1: Was Paris Hilton ever in a sorority?
Girl 2: I don't think she went to college, so I doubt it, but she's definitely an OMG."
"Guy 1: At first I thought she was a cool chick; then I realized she was an OMG.
Guy 2: How's that?
Guy 1: She was wearing a Patriots jersey, so I figured she was into football. I tried to start a conversation about sports, and then she went on and on about how she's 'totes obsessed' with Tom Brady. I tried to bring it back to sports by arguing that the Dolphins are still the only team ever to have a perfect season. Then she wouldn't shut up about Jason Taylor, but she said he's no Edward Cullen. Who does he play for?"
When the crotch of a girl's tights (or leggings) is not pulled up securely while she is wearing a skirt. In extreme cases, it may even sit lower than the skirt itself, creating the illusion of a crotch that is disproportionately closer to the ground than anatomically possible.
Lauren, I have to run to the bathroom real quick; I got dressed in a hurry and couldn't pull my tights on all the way, and I'm afraid I might get toddler crotch by the time I'm too drunk to notice.