3 definitions by haimes

semi-lobon

a semi lobon can be gained by lookin at something arousing like a dead badger or your mates mum. the resultin is a half erect penis which can be used to beat gypsies or perform wang shapes with

scuba steve gained a semi-lobon then beat a girl unconcious with it

by haimes March 31, 2008

messhead

it comes from the french word for no job and fucked up
a mess head could do any drugs or just sniff packet meals?
someone who is so fucked they lick old newspaper cuttings for nutrition and one time they took so much pills they went back in time

jack is a messhead coz he took twenty pills

by haimes March 30, 2008

cuntasarausrex

this is a absolute dickhead you just want to smash up because hes being a bellend by shagging a cat or something

jack is a cuntasarausrex

by haimes March 30, 2008