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1: A turd of remarkable girth and length. Usually emotes the bearer to a sense of elevated pride and pathos towards his fellow man. The specimen is one worthy of at least a second look and brief ponderence. Because of its' rarity, another natural consideration is to share its' marvel with a significant other prior to flushing. 2: A turd of mythical proportions.
Jen quizzically entered with coat hanger in hand while Tom stood bewildered by his magnificent man-shit challenging him to flush the toilet.
by gv willi December 28, 2005
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