14 definitions by gummer stumps

A person who in any given situation is poised, knowledgeable and self confident and up to the task without being arrogant and self serving. The combinations of cool, attitude and dude all in one.
What a horrific situation, the plane hits a bird and loses all power and yet the pilot landed the plane right in the Hudson like it was an everyday occurrence, that my friend is coolatude!
by Gummer Stumps October 08, 2010
the act of rubbing one's erection between the spread buttocks of your partner after having ejaculated between them.
"After giving her a good reaming, Brock spread her cheeks and splooged between them gave himself a dirty cleaver fro her to clean up...the Dude' got coolatude!
by Gummer Stumps October 17, 2010
"Apps", as in applications on Facebook usually disguised as quizzes, games or surveys that the send you to other pages or force you to allow it access to your info to get the answer to a quiz.
I clicked on a that IQ quiz on my Facebook page and to get the answer, it wanted access...I hate that apptrap shit!

Man I voted for Obama on a quiz on FB and got sent to a Ronald Regan page..Ronald Reagan..WTF!
by Gummer Stumps October 13, 2010
as in liposuction i.e. the removal of fat but used in regards to the removal or draining of fact and or substance from any given situation.
"Did you read that article about that congressman, man they totally lipoed the truth."

"They did a rewrite of my character and he ended up so lipoed, he was irrelevant to the story"

"The long weekend lipoed my bank account, I'm broke!"

"..then he woke up, and the bitch lipoed the apartment, Dude it was all gone!"
by Gummer Stumps October 08, 2010
The airport screeners who frisk you for concealed items before or after walking through the scanners or metal detectors. Also known as friskarista.
That junkhandler took his sweet time checking my junk.
by gummer stumps November 22, 2010
A person or persons who, as a full time activity, post inane unfiltered information about themself and or what they think, have thought or are thinking presently on websites known as blogs.
You really need to get out of the house, you spend too much time on your blog, your turning into a turning into a blogosapien.

Hilton Perez is the ultimate blogosapien...seriously who cares what he has to say!
by gummer stumps November 22, 2010
The airport screeners who frisk you for concealed items before or after walking through the scanners or metal detectors. Also known as junkhandler.
I hope that friskarista doesn't touch my junk!
by gummer stumps November 22, 2010

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