When you can't fathom the idea of a world existing outside of your neighborhood. A small town mentality in the middle of a city.
Motherfucker's got a case of hood vision and can't imagine coming *all the way* to Jackson Ward from Oregon Hill.
People in Williamsburg have hood vision. They think the L is the only train line in Brooklyn.
A Chinese restaurant in the hood. Often serves popular local ethnic food, too, like hot wings in Atlanta, and plantains in Brooklyn.
I hit the hood hang on the way home from the train and got a quarter chicken and some shrimp fried rice.
Someone who wears a lot of Nike sneakers and sportswear. Rhymes with "douchebag."
Half of Ed's bedroom is stacks of Jordan boxes. What a swooshbag.
A beard worn by a resident of the stylish neighborhood, Williamsburg, Brooklyn. Beards are very fashionable in Williamsburg, so a hipster with a beard is Williamsbeard. It can be used as an adjective, too, to describe an event or thing that is popular with happening, bearded people.
"You know Eric, he's one of my friends from Bard - he lives off Lorimer St. and has a Williamsbeard."
"I was trying to get into that Band of Horses CD but it was just too Williamsbeard for me."
"I left that loft party because it was just too Williamsbeard, plus they were out of beer, and everyone was looking at me funny for not wearing cut-off jeans."
The state of disorientation and fuzzy-headedness that comes from staring at the internet for too long.
It was slow as hell at work today, and I got a case of web-burn right after lunch when I read all of this week's Onion online.
An internet celebrity. Someone who is famous for what they do online (blog, for instance).
My blog got 95 views today. I'm a total e-lebrity! LOLZ.
A nice way of saying "Crazy Bitch."
My boss just texted me twice to remind me about the new store hours...the ones that are posted on the counter right by the register. What a bazy critch.