155 definitions by guidoposse69

Top Definition
An adult, usually male, who is sexually attracted to prepubescent children. Derived from the Greek paedeia (child) and philos (love.)
Simeon is a pedophile. Every afternoon he walks by the local elementary school, watching the kiddies coming happily bounding out, and there's always an 8-inch bulge in his pants when he does it.
by GuidoPosse69 February 16, 2005
Simultaneous fellatio and cunnilingus - the female sucks the male's dick while he eats her pussy out. Gay and lesbian versions of 69 are also practiced.
How about some 69 with Michael Moore? Supa chow!
by GuidoPosse69 February 06, 2005
Adjective used to describe a woman who acts like a whore.
Madonna displays slutty behavior on television.
by GuidoPosse69 March 03, 2005
A clever name for the state or city of New York used as a dig on the Jews, due to its exceptionally large Jewish population?
I'm off on Thursday for some holiday whose name I can't pronounce. Yep, this is sumpin that only happens in Jew York.
by GuidoPosse69 February 02, 2005
The second alter ego of the English comedian Sacha Baron Cohen. As Borat he is from Kazakhstan, and hates the Jews, yet tries to get acquainted with American life and culture via a series of interviews with prominent pop culture figures.
I'm Borat and I'm from Kazakhstan. Now what if the Jew come after you with his horns?
by GuidoPosse69 January 26, 2005
Wednesday, the middle of the week, implying that you have to get "over the hump" before you can anticipate the weekend. The term was not originally intended to carry a second, more risque meaning.
Damn, I wish every day could be hump day!
by GuidoPosse69 February 13, 2005
One of the alter egos of the Jewish comedian Sacha Baron Cohen. As Ali G he is under the guise of an urban white ghetto supastar.
I is Ali G, and I is here with none other than my main man, Buzz Aldrin.
by GuidoPosse69 January 23, 2005

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