119 definitions by guido1

A person who advocates involvement in military or stratigic policy on a 9 or 10 scale, when in their own life, have never, or will have never been at that level of the identical risk.
Rush Limbaugh and Dick Cheney clearly define the couch potato warrior, as opposed to say, Colin Powell.
by Guido1 May 31, 2009
Mental disorder infecting American thought patterns. Inability to make logical decisions based on false preconceptions due to mass homophobia.
Even Kris Allen could see the Lambert-Archuleta Syndrome in the making, and rejected it.
by Guido1 May 20, 2009
Overpowering feeling to do bodily harm to someone that has gone totally over the line into your space: physically, morally, spiritually, intellectually, etc.
Man, when I saw that guy shake that poor little baby, I got this sudden urge to kill.
by Guido1 May 17, 2009
A total rejection by one or more of the 5 sences (negative appeal) i.e., disqusting, undesirable, ugly, smelly, toxic, poison, slimy, nasty, etc.
Old leftovers can be really yukky. eww.
by Guido1 January 28, 2009
A shorted form of speech used to communicate in cyberspace:

AFAIK As far as I know.

AFK Away from keyboard.

A/S/L Age, sex, location.

ATM At the moment.

AWGTHTGTTA Are we going to have to go through this again

AYT Are you there.

BBL Be back later.

BFN Bye for now.

BRB Be right back.

BTDT Been there, done that.

BTW By the way.

CUL See you later.

DETI Don't even think it.

DQMOT Don't quote me on this.

EBCAK Error between chair and keyboard.

EBKAC Error between keyboard and chair.

F2F Face to face.

FOAF Friend of a friend.

FWIW For what it's worth.

FYI For your information.

GAL Get a life.

GD&R Grinning, ducking and running.

GMTA Great minds think alike.

HB Hurry back.

HHOK Ha, ha, only kidding.

IANAL I am not a laywer, but...

IAW In accordance with.

IMCO In my considered opinion.

IMHO In my humble opinion.

IMO In my opinion.

IOW In other words.

JK Just kidding.

JOOTT Just one of those things.

KK Okay, all right.

LMAO Laughing my ass off.

LOL Lots of luck.

LYLAS Love ya like a sister.

MYOB Mind your own business.

MWA A kiss (the sound of "mwa.")

N2M Not too much.

NIH Not invented here.

OIC Oh, I see.

OTOH On the other hand.

OTP On the phone.

PAL Parents are listening.

PEBCAK Problem exists between chair and keyboard.

PEBKAC Problem exists between keyboard and chair.

PIR Parents in room.

PLBCAK Problem lies between chair and keyboard.

PLBKAC Problem lies between keyboard and chair.

PMJI Pardon my jumping in.

PTG&LI Playing the game and loving it.

RL Real life.

ROFL Rolling on the floor laughing.

STFU Shut the f*** up!

SUP What's up?

TANSTAAFL There ain't no such thing as a free lunch.

TIA Thanks in advance.

TTFN Ta, ta for now (goodbye).

TTT Thought that too.

TTYL Talk to you later.

TU Thank you.

TY Thank you.

WFM Works for me.

YT You there?
If you go into a chat room online, you have to know digispeak.
by Guido1 March 16, 2008
A recently coined word used to describe a memory dysfunction in women. It is proposed that the memory lapses experienced by new young mothers, is the result of a hormonal imbalance including repressed estrogen levels and a mammalian hormone called oxytocin.
That young mother is definitely suffering from mom-nesia.
by Guido1 March 06, 2008
A young boy usually 9 to 14 who's body has just reached the stage of functional reproduction. The ability to reproduce is unknown to that person or anyone else. Accidental pregnancies came occur at this age very easily because of lack of knowledge of potency.
Did you hear about Cody's little brother? I guess the little cumpuppy got a girl pregnant.
by Guido1 March 03, 2008

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