1 definition by grwg94

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The name given to someone who is just so ridiculously pointless and annoying that 'Twatcrumpet' is the only way to sum them up.
Sat on the bus next to a 40yr old whorebag in double denim and a silly twatcrumpet taking up two seats with her rolls of fat.
by grwg94 May 10, 2011

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