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Being in a state of such utter intoxication, that you are a mere heartbeat away from overdosing. Usually involves complete unresponsiveness, lazy eyes and/or extreme nodding out.
A: "check out travis over there!"
B: "i know! he's clarking hard and he spilled bong water all over!"
by grunderpump July 02, 2011

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