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1 definition by grmpge

 
1.
One who completely embodies what it means to be lazy. They are often surrounded by take-out and are typically Canadian.
Ned: Hey will you walk 2 feet and save that cute baby animal from the burning wreckage?

Larbage: No, I'm watching Cops on Tivo.

Ned: You are such a larbage.
by grmpge March 28, 2008