Prestigious aussie surf brand... adored by the teenage population... sells products at RIDICULOUS prices... but dumbass brainwashed kids buy them anyway to be 'cool'... pretty damn pathetic.
Ally: Hey, i just bought this hair-tye from Billabong for just $200! i look SO totally cool! (flicks her blonde hair)
Jess: (omg. what a total idiot!) uhhhh.. no comment.
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