A terminal illness
in which someone tugs so hard on ones genitals, trying to be funny. But are considered a Dick tugger or a Cock rider
is an incurable illness. The only way to slow down this illness is to stop tugging and remain off the short bus for a long period of time.
Symptoms are: Swelling of the hand(s), shattered ego, and Dick sneezing
A Dick tugger is defined as someone who metaphorically tugs
on someones genitals by making stupid remarks and retarded jokes or grinds
on them trying to be cool or wants nothing more to hop on their shit and grind away until there's infact nothing left to grind