1. Having sexual relations with the popular virtual pet, Tamagotchi. Can often result in battery leakage and electrocution.
2. One who prefers pixels over penis/pussy.
3. A fruit cake.
1. Bob: Oh Ichigotchi i didnt know you could bend like *that*!
2. Sally: I dont want to meet your daddy, i just want you in my caddy ;)
3. "Fruit Cakes 1/2 off! THIS WEEKEND ONLY!"