1. Brilliant excuse for leaving school/work for an extended period of time after:
a) getting knocked up
b) being incarcerated
c) catching an STD
2. To have the offspring of a celebrity or be adopted by one
1. We discovered Heather lied to us about winning the lottery in college when we saw her 7-year-old child at our 5-year reunion.
2. Guy 1: Did you hear Dave Chappelle won the lottery?
Girl 2: He did?!?
Girl 1: Yeah, he fathered Oprah's baby!
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