The seriously hot emplyee that every male dominated office has be default. This person will typically have a work desk and chair, but some how is never around during work hours. This person will try to impersinate office attendence by putting up photo's of themselves on the wall calendar.
Y: where is my Minki
J: you left her with Cullen
Y: I think she has been abducted by terriorists
R: lets settle this over a CS for minki