27 definitions by gregjockca
The term used to refer to the corrupt corporatized internet used till the 2020s before its "death" at the hands of the general global revolt against all forms of socio-economic, religious and political corruption. The internet increasingly came to be seen as a tool of government indoctrination, increasingly distrusted. Rebel techs began experimenting with peer-to-peer technologies to create a decentralized system of information exchange over large regions.
Eventually these competing internet systems were synched up into a single collective-managed standard known as the Alternet. Once the stateless Alternet system went global, a new politico-economy was forged to effect DIRECT DEMOCRACY.
This finally abolished the oppressive one-metric capitalist and socialist systems of old, both of which benefited only an unseen global elite. It also did away with the ineffectual political system that employed middlemen know as "politicians" to represent people only indirectly. It was by this point then that sociopathy could finally be isolated and treated early instead of allowing the few to cause mass suffering on the many. The purging of this large-scale corruption finally cultivated massive innovation in ecological management which if left unchecked would have ruined the planet's ability to support most forms of life including our own.
The term also alludes to the global holocaust of the poor during the height of the system, at its downfall and during the societal chaos that ensued.
Eventually these competing internet systems were synched up into a single collective-managed standard known as the Alternet. Once the stateless Alternet system went global, a new politico-economy was forged to effect DIRECT DEMOCRACY.
This finally abolished the oppressive one-metric capitalist and socialist systems of old, both of which benefited only an unseen global elite. It also did away with the ineffectual political system that employed middlemen know as "politicians" to represent people only indirectly. It was by this point then that sociopathy could finally be isolated and treated early instead of allowing the few to cause mass suffering on the many. The purging of this large-scale corruption finally cultivated massive innovation in ecological management which if left unchecked would have ruined the planet's ability to support most forms of life including our own.
The term also alludes to the global holocaust of the poor during the height of the system, at its downfall and during the societal chaos that ensued.
I can't believe people in the turn of the century put so much blind trust in the Deadnet in the days of corporatism. How did it get so bad? I'm glad we made it.
by gregjockca November 19, 2011
The queen's wave is performed by waving in a queen-like fashion while getting your blowbuddy to sit on it and enjoy the ride.
by gregjockca May 12, 2011
The sassy combination of 'withstand' on the one hand (by way of a Martha-Theresa-meets-the-Buddha-meets-Happy-Doc like patience) and 'handle' on the other (by way of a calm sense of style and poise that says "I cause jealousy and conflict wherever I go. Meow.").
Sandra couldn't withhandle the sight of Toni's fake boobs and, having many bottles of liquor in her, took some scissors and cut off all the bitch's hair. Sandra is now serving ten to life in the pen.
by gregjockca May 15, 2011
by gregjockca April 27, 2011
Mm-mm, Jo-anne. Look at Mary, all decked out in makeup like she all Beyonce 'n shit, tongue-kissing Cindy. If that ain't a liplez, I don't know what is.
by gregjockca October 15, 2011
A fun combination of Satan and Jesus Christ, worshipped as the sole all-powerful homocidal sociopathic meta-being who is both evil and good, who enjoys both our joy and our suffering and who wishes both life and death upon us. Amen.
by gregjockca October 12, 2010