Surfing the Andy involves sliding the penis up and down through a pair of butt cheeks. It is akin to titty fucking
, but involves the ass. There is no penetration, only friction. (and love)
Tony: How did Nate do on his date?
Jim: She wouldn't go all the way, but he did surf the Andy for two hours.
Eric: That Star Jones is so hot! I'd pay a million dollars to surf her Andy!
Boy: Mom, when did you fall in love with daddy?
Mother: Honestly son, when he started surfing the andy lasting night.