4 definitions by gordon shumway

Top Definition
A person (man or woman) who sucks cock.
Derik's a meat eater.
by gordon shumway May 23, 2005
Killer Fuckin' Chicken
I got KFC once and I swear to god the chips had so much fat in them i saw a bubble rise from the bottom of one to the top. It WILL kill you.
by gordon shumway June 03, 2005
the act of wasting time
stop fuck arsing around jim and give me a hand to lift this piano
by gordon shumway May 12, 2005
The most ferocious peenopod of the Cretaceous period (144-65 Million years ago). Notorius Meat Eater, fed almost exclusivly on the genitalia of other dinosaurs. Able to devour even the largest penis the world has ever seen - the 80ft penis of giant herbivor Dipshitticus.
Capable of killing its pray in one swift blow...
Cock'n'ballus Rex "RAAAAAAA!!!"
Dinner "Bloody hell"
by gordon shumway May 23, 2005
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