2 definitions by goldfingers no. 10

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Someone with a much hotter girlfriend.

Named after ex-England Cricketer, Alex Tudor, who scored 99no as a nightwatchman and was clearly "batting above his average".
Fuck me Selleck, your missus is incredibly hot. How have you managed that? You look like Peter Crouch! You complete Tudor!
by goldfingers no. 10 October 06, 2010

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Someone with a much hotter girlfriend.

Named after ex-England Cricketer, Alex Tudor, who scored 99no as a nightwatchman and was clearly "batting above his average".
Fuck me Selleck, your missus is incredibly hot. How have you managed that? You look like Peter Crouch! You complete Tudor!
by goldfingers no. 10 October 06, 2010

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