241 definitions by god

(v) The act of having sex, particularly while trying to hide knowledge of the act from others.
Meet me downstairs in 5 minutes to do laundry; He'll never notice we're gone.
by God April 03, 2005

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someone who smokes larges quatities of marijuana, often is constantly baked and mutter things like i have no idea whats going on right now and what were we just talking about?
dood i am such a f***ing pothead
by god October 13, 2003

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A person who is so fat, anybody that looks at him will be scared forever because he is so fat.
Rosie O'Donald is not even close to being a DragonflyG1 because she is not remotely fat enough.
by God October 05, 2003

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A fat plain Latina woman who through extensive publicity and lots of makeup has weaseled her way into popular culture.
A phony who pretends she is of the people
J.Lo is a ho!
by god July 18, 2003

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a source of food, dead or alive. Mostly eating during thanksgiving or christmas
Throw dead turkeys in joeys yard is fun
by GOD December 16, 2002

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An extremely confident italian person who plays poker, steals stuff, etc. Goes to the gym all the time,likes gettin drunk and hitting on people with his friends (usually poor but very loyal)
the Guitto stole a deck of cards and poker chips from walmart.
by God January 09, 2005

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see washed up.

She also has a striking resemblance to the members of Bad Brains.
Whoopi Goldberg used to have a career, but the public no longer cares.
by God December 12, 2004

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