1 definition by goblinoflove

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Kevin is a cock goblin who gobbles cocks all day...gobble gobble. He romes the streets at night in his long black cock goblin cape in his blue sparkling thong, hugging his teddy bear. Beware the cock goblin, beware.
COCK GOBLIN
by goblinoflove December 25, 2009

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